The ancient prophecy was whispered between alley cats. One ginger feline would rise… armed with stolen slippers 🥿, and the power of the paw 🐾.
Not every hero wears boots — some steal slippers. From sofas to sidewalks, this cat has declared war on footwear. Every bite, every scratch, every slipper hidden under the couch… was destiny.
Supply: 1,000,000,000
Tax: 0%
90% Burned
10% Slipper Vault
1. Slipper Hunt 🥿
2. Meme Domination 😂
3. Global Pawprint 🌍
4. Household Takeover 👑
In a world ruled by laces and leather… one slipper-thieving cat said: “Enough.” The paw has spoken. The timeline is broken. And the slippers shall rise. 🐾🥿